Went to the pub with Dan, Dave, Sam and Laura last night. Somehow we got to talking about serial killers.
Dave (looking closely at Sam’s beard): You know, Sam, you look a bit like Peter Sutcliffe.
[Peter Sutcliffe, for those of you who don't know, was The Yorkshire Ripper.]
Sam (amidst much laughter): Oh, thanks a lot!
Laura: No he doesn’t. Peter Sutcliffe was a bit more, er, rugged.
Sam (with his head in his hands): Oh my god, have you just compared me unfavourably to Peter Sutcliffe?!?
Ha ha, brilliant. That’s the sam we all know and lurve.