Between appointments at Bristol University, today, I found myself with a twenty minute window, so I walked round to the Bristol City Museum & Art Gallery, which is next door, and had a quick look at the stuffed animals in the Natural History section, before wandering through to the bookshop.
“What’s occurring?”, I heard someone say, in a soft, friendly West Country accent.
I turned round and saw that a couple of security guards had entered the room and were chatting with the woman behind the counter. I continued browsing idly, before crossing back towards the door. As I passed the counter, a book caught my eye so I lingered for a moment to leaf through it, earwigging on their conversation while I did.
“My daughter, she wants to see a pigeon in a bowler hat”, the woman was saying, shaking her head.
I didn’t turn to see the men’s expressions, but their silence implied they didn’t really know what to say to that.
“I don’t know why”, she continued. “She just thinks it would be the best thing“.
“Oh right”, one of the men said, politely.
“And she wants to see a fight between a pigeon and a squirrel. To see which would win. She keeps telling me this. She’s funny. A morbid girl”.
One of the men laughed. “Ah well. How old’s your little girl, then?”.
“She’s 22″, the woman replied, flapping a hand into the air. “But very immature”.