Posts Tagged ‘blogging’

I am five years old

Posted 22 Nov 2007 — by Jonathan
Category Daft, Observations

Ooh, I just noticed that Assistant Blog is exactly five years and one day old. Blimey.

Accordingly, and in order to find out what the rest of the year will bring, I just looked up “typical five year old behaviour” to see how the blog will pan out in months ahead. Here’s what to expect.
The typical five year old…

May learn to turn somersaults (should be taught the right way in order to avoid injury).
Demonstrates fair control of pencil or marker; may begin to colour within the lines.
Cuts on the line with scissors (not perfectly).
Understands concept of same shape, same size.
Recognizes and identifies coins; beginning to count and save money.
Asks innumerable questions: Why? What? Where? When?
Eager to learn new things.
Vocabulary of 1,500 words plus.
Tells a familiar story while looking at pictures in a book.
Recognizes the humor in simple jokes; makes up jokes and riddles.
Produces sentences with five to seven words; much longer sentences are not unusual.
Speech is almost entirely intelligible.
Enjoys and often has one or two focus friendships.
Plays cooperatively (can lapse), is generous, takes turns, shares toys.
Participates in group play and shared activities with other children; suggests imaginative and elaborate play ideas.
Shows affection and caring towards others especially those “below” them or in pain
Generally subservient to parent or caregiver requests.
Needs comfort and reassurance from adults but is less open to comfort.
Has better self-control over swings of emotions.
Likes entertaining people and making them laugh.
Boasts about accomplishments.


If the above list is anything like a good summation of this blog (which, oddly, I think it is), then I’ll be happy.

Thanks very much to everyone who has read, and continues to read, this thing. To the next five years….

brighton blogs of the week

Posted 13 Nov 2007 — by Jonathan
Category General

I’ve been reading local blogs a bit more recently, as the Brighton Web Awards have piqued my interest. Brighton doesn’t seem to have the most vibrant blogging scene, but if you value small observations and listening in to conversations, you’ll always find things that make your ears prick up. Here’s a quick guide to what I’ve been reading this week then, courtesy of the fine city of Brighton and Hove.

Over at Chicken Yoghurt, Justin has finally decided that he’s had it with Facebook and has ‘deactivated’ his profile. A friend of mine did the same thing a while back but has recently come back into the fold, so perhaps Facebook are operating a one-in/one-out policy. Justin writes:

“It makes me laugh that there are thousands of people out there who are screaming at the tops of their lungs that they’d rather go to bed with John Prescott than submit their details to an ID card database, but there they are cheerfully fessing up to their political affiliations, educational histories, reading and viewing habits, what they’re doing at the weekend and all the rest on a ’social network’ which is, get this, AN ENORMOUS BLOODY DATABASE.”

Céline, on her Naked Translations blog, has a go at translating a passage of Sebastian Faulks’ marvellous ‘Birdsong’, in tribute to Rememberence day. Céline, a french person living in Brighton, makes a thought-provoking observation that hadn’t previously occurred to me. She writes, “This is a day that unites my birth country and my adoptive country through shared history”. Which is, of course, very true.

There are always lots of good photos up at Brighton Daily Photo, as you might expect, but I was particularly taken by this one, which does justice to our lovely seafront.

At Mulled Whines, Phil is setting out his stall as a Brighton fashion icon. He’s clearly readying himself for the time when he moves in more celebrated circles…

“What it also means, of course, is that I could be the subject of a tabloid exposé at any time. When my fellow twig-thin icon of style, Victoria Beckham, bought a bit o’ Bitton last year, it made all the papers. So at the very least I should command a couple of lines in The Argus. And let’s face it, she and I have so much in common.”

Abi, over at his Zigzag Wandering blog, has spotted a parakeet in Stamner Park – I find that strangely fascinating, which is perhaps evidence of my advancing years. Yet it’s not that surprising, apparently; it seems Brighton has a history of exotic finds. Abi says:

“Hollingbury Woods was once [1970s-90s] the home of upto 20 breeding ring-necked parakeets which made text books on the subject. These gradually dwindles and disappeared after the nesting tree which stood on a slope by the children’s playground fell over one windy night.
Last winter, there was a bit of excitement in Waldegrave Road near Fiveways when a pair of green parrots with yellow faces arrived in the street regularly feeding on fruit of a particulalry abundant crab apple and the seed etc put out by residents. They stayed several weeks and were reported and photographed in local magazine ‘The Fiveways Directory’. After disappearing for a few weeks they reappeared with a third bird in tow. Whether they had bred or not remains uncertain, but their residency this time was shrt-lived. As far as I know their present location or fate remains a mystery – as does their origin.”

Lastly, and perhaps most entertainingly, Anna over at Little Red Boat has, she says, a “broken valve between brain and mouth” and so declares, surprisingly, that she wishes she had a beard. Click through for a typically funny and engaging post, if you fancy it. Here she is on that wistful frame of mind which makes her declare such wants.

“But it’s not just a mood, it’s a mood that fizzles in a certain little vague-valve in my chest, and then bubbles up to my brain, where it strikes me that it’s a lovable thing to have out there, in the world, so I have to say it out loud. And whoever happens to be with me never knows where it’s come from, they just know that I’ve said it. I don’t care what they think of it though. Because I’ve said it out loud, and it’s important that I voice un-planned things sometimes because that’s how I work.”

I love blogs.

vote assistant blog

Posted 13 Nov 2007 — by Jonathan
Category General

There’s one day of voting left in the Brighton and Hove Web Awards; if you’ve not yet done so please do consider voting for Assistant Blog in the best personal blog category. You can do so by clicking on the icon below. Thanks!

cats and shops, cats and pop

Posted 07 Nov 2007 — by Jonathan
Category Daft, Music

Assistant Blog frequently tries to come off all enthused by and informed on subjects like politics, pop music and poetry, as you’ll have noticed, but really my interests and ambitions in life begin and end with the goal of cat-ownership. I think cats are the best. So here, more for my own amusement than anything else, is a picture of a cat. Aaah. It comes from my new favourite blog, Working Class Cats, which collects photos of cats who live in shops. Amazing.

Continuing the cat theme, I’m not the only blogger who is easily diverted. Poor old Carrie Brownstein, late of the utterly magnificent Sleater-Kinney, only gets through a few paragraphs of the first entry on her new blog, Monitormix, before getting sidetracked.

“The other day I was driving home and saw a boy in his early twenties walking along the sidewalk. He was wearing a gray trench coat, combat boots, and a backpack, and he had a medium-haired black cat on his shoulder. It always worries me when people carry their cats around in public. It’s not as bad as the woman in North Portland who brings a mini pony with her to the coffee shop, but it still makes me uneasy; it’s attention-seeking, and I am forced to spend the next few hours wondering how someone trains a cat to do that. But what kind of music does a young man who is a human scratching post listen to? I might guess Peter Murphy or Tool or My Chemical Romance, but I have no idea. These are some of the questions I want to answer. I want to find out why people are drawn to certain songs, genres, voices, or instruments.

Let’s start with this question: If you carry a cat around on your shoulder when you go out, or a bird, or a lizard, what music do you listen to?”

Sadly, I’ve never been able to convince an animal to travel around with me in this way, but if you have you might want to pop over to Carrie’s blog to give her some feedback…

rivalry amongst friends

Posted 05 Nov 2007 — by Jonathan
Category Daft, Technology

Returning to information I hope you’ve acted on by now – Assistant Blog has of course been shortlisted in the Brighton and Hove Web Awards. So, alas, has my chum Dan’s lame international development blog, Hii Dunia. We’re both doing a good job of pretending that we hope the other wins, whereas in fact our rivalry is deadly and potentially friendship-destroying.

Dan drew this for my facebook page. I think it’s basically the best thing ever.


Vote for me, or Dan, here.

brighton web awards

Posted 02 Nov 2007 — by Jonathan
Category Technology

I’m pleased to note that Assistant Blog has been shortlisted in the Best Personal Site and Blog category in the Brighton and Hove Web Awards. Hurray. That means you can vote for me to win if you wish. Please do.

Here are the shortlisted blogs; I should probably point that out Dan over at Hii Dunia deserves your vote as much as I do. But that doesn’t mean you should vote for anyone except me.

the shortlist
Assistant Blog (you’re reading it)
Brunswick Blog
Hii Dunia
Jason Kitcat
Wellies With Wings

Good luck to the other bloggers!

Vote for Assistant Blog here.

blogging brighton

Posted 22 Oct 2007 — by Jonathan
Category General, Observations

It’s long been a frustrating fact that Brighton and Hove, a place with an awful lot of art, music and blogging activity, has comparitively few outlets for finding out exactly what is going on in our fine town. For ages I’ve been meaning to start incorporating more local information to Assistant Blog, except for the fact that I’m really not sure how many people will be interested.

As of today, then, I’ll be blogging in two places – here, and on Blogging Brighton, a weblog which is going to try to keep Brighton’s blogging population up to date on interesting events, shows and writing. It’ll include choice listings, previews and reviews of local stuff. I make no promises at all about keeping it updated, except to say that I’m going to try.

Another thing I’m going to do is ask friends and fellow bloggers to help me out. So if you think you might be able to write me a weekly or fortnightly post on, say, films showing in Brighton, or reviews of theatre or gigs – or anything else that takes your fancy – let me know.

Here’s the link – http://bloggingbrighton.blogspot.com/

liveblogging radiohead’s ‘in rainbows’

Posted 10 Oct 2007 — by Jonathan
Category Music, Reviews

I’m not a big Radiohead fan, but I note that they’re playing the new album, In Rainbows, in full on XFM today so I thought I’d listen in and jot down my thoughts as we go.

15 Steps begins with a clattering drum track and some slighly annoying faux-vocalising from Thom Yorke, who is apparently singing through a cold. But when some very pristine and lovely guitars break in the song builds in tunefulness, and I can even make out a lyric or two after a while. It gets pretty brilliant after a minute or two as the breaks complicate and some swooshy, churchy synths start dominating. Only the vocals really let this down, but that’s a familiar complaint.

No such high praise for Bodysnatchers, which is pretty grim and a bit of a mess; it sounds like a cross between Blur’s ‘Bugman’ and Kasabian, if such a thing is possible. Awful until the middle eight, which is a bit more respectable, if not actually very good. Then it all goes a bit glam rock. Aargh.

Nude is up next, and it opens with some lovely sampled strings and vocals and a beat, the combination of which make me think of Bjork, which cannot be a bad thing. It soon abandons this lovely start, however, and gets terribly mawkish, with Yorke singing in a high register over some understated guitar picking. I don’t like it in the slightest, but I suspect that fans of the earlier, less experimental Radiohead will be in raptures.

Weird Fishes / Arpeggi is an immediate improvement, vastly better and very cool; more glitchy breaks and wonderful guitar playing. Yorke is back in good voice, all is well with the world, la la la.

All I Need continues the upward curve, riding in on a dated but satisfying hip hop beat and some lovely synth bass. Yorke’s vocal is pitch perfect and melodic, cutting through the song’s escalating atmospherics, all thunder-storm explosions, xylophone plonks, cymbal crashes and piano stabs. Amazing.

Next up is Faust Arp, a rather pretty acoustic song backed up by brooding strings. Its folky lilt and Yorke’s vocal make it sound rather like a track from the recent Damon Albarn project, The Good, The Bad and The Queen. It’s nothing amazing, but it’s pretty, short and kind of beguiling.

This being XFM, we’re now listening to a bunch of adverts, which is rather destroying the mood somewhat. On the other hand, it summons up that old fashioned idea of an album consisting of two sides, and for that reason I kind of like it. Two sides with adverts for MacDonalds and the Holiday Inn between them, to be specific.

Reckoner is our first song back from the commercial break, and it’s back to the Radiohead which is most frequently derided; depressing Radiohead. It doesn’t do anything but instill a vague feeling of torpor and irritation. What does it sound like? Oh, you know, like Radiohead. Nothing happening here, just Yorke’s long, elongated moans, implying punch-me-in-the-face.

As is so often the case, every time I start wearying of this record, the next song pulls me right back on side. There’s just no way that House of Cards could not work, built as it is on a truly irresistable guitar riff and, well, not much else – just a decent, careful vocal from Yorke and some more washy synths. This one’s a beauty.

The album’s going by fast. It’s hard not to conclude that this is a much more coherent, conclusive record than their recent efforts. Currently playing is Jigsaw Falling Into Place, which is perhaps the best pop song on the record so far; neat guitars, a pleasingly simple beat and Yorke’s best vocal turn in ages. It even builds up a bit of a head of steam, recalling mid-80s REM or the wonderful Go-Betweens. Like a few tracks on the record, it contains a wholly unnecessary string section, but that aside, an absolute winner.

To the last song, then, Videotape, which goes for a (surely overdue) elegaic-piano-ballad-approach. It’s the kind of thing that Radiohead do well technically, but also the kind of thing that Suede, say, did a million times better. So it doesn’t actually go anywhere as a song, leading the band to abandon that approach and reduce things to, or construct, a pretty and repetetive riff which occupies the final couple of minutes. It’s a low-key end to what has turned out to be a fine album.

Overall, it’s a clear seven out of ten record on first listening – only a few duff tracks and a couple of corkers. I suspect that elsewhere Radiohead fans will be giving it an ecstatic thumbs up, which it perhaps deserves but was never gonna happen here. Despite the fact that I haven’t bought a Radiohead record since ‘The Bends’, I enjoyed that. Would I listen to it again? Probably not very often, ‘All I Need’ and ‘Jigsaw Falling Into Place’ aside. Still, very enjoyable regardless.

talking about me

Posted 03 Oct 2007 — by Jonathan
Category Uncategorized

We’re not far past midday, granted, and I have had lots of nice birthday messages from my friends, via email, telephone, text message and facebook, but so far Ali is my stand-out friend of the day, courtesy of this nice blog post, where she has been celebrating my 30th by, er, stalking a Jonathan-a-like in London.

“I carefully took my phone from my bag and switched on the camera, and pointed it in the doppel’s direction. I marvelled at the quirky combination of mismatching jacket and trousers, the dark combed forward and over hair and the heavy framed glasses. I took in what appeared to be a very worthy book title and it all fitted perfectly. It was a sign. I raised my phone pretending cunningly to text and the Jon-alike turned his head downwards so he was barely visible on my screen. He then looked up and no sooner had he done so, but a trendy tosser wearing a navy blue fitted jacket with the collar turned up stood in-between us.”

You’re ace, Ali!

friends and mountains

Posted 01 Oct 2007 — by Jonathan
Category Travel

I normally try to flag up Sam’s posts, scribed between meals as he eats his way around Asia, but I’ve just realised I’ve missed a few, and done him a disservice, as they’re fascinating. Here’s a couple of short extracts, then, and links to the blog posts.

In Dali
“Yesterday we cycled through the local rice fields. Despite having spent some time now in fairly remote parts of the country, this was the first time that I really felt like I was seeing Chinese farming life for real, unchanged for hundreds if not thousands of years. These are the real poor, people left behind in the great push for modernisation. Most don’t even own a motor vehicle for taking their rice back to the communal farming communes, instead pulling traditional carts by hand.”

Mountain
“The start of the climb gave some forewarning of the challenge to come. Within minutes we were both struggling hard with the barely discernible trail, which struck upwards at such an oblique angle that we were reduced to scrambling on our hands and knees at almost every step. The going eased a little after an hour or so, giving us false hope as the path then sprang up even more steeply than before, emerging through dense bamboo scrub into bleak rock-face, traversing an escarpment, dropping hundreds of meters to either side. I could easily have imagined myself in the highlands of Scotland, were it not for every breath reminding me that we were at altitude far exceeding anything on the British isles.

The day had stared with wisps of cloud, but rather than abating as hoped, the mist drew in closer, until visibility had dropped to 50 meters at most. Nevertheless, the penultimate marker before the summit, we stopped to share a sandwich, and debated our course of action. Each of us held just too much pride to make the decision to return, although each of us would have quickly accepted the decision had the other taken it. Therefore we pressed on despite the inclement weather.”

Come home soon, Sam.

blog terminology, TV chefs and iPhone killers

Posted 20 Sep 2007 — by Jonathan
Category Technology

A quick catch up on stuff I’ve read recently and recommend:

Like me, Pete Ashton (and Stuart Feeling Listless before him) get irritated by misuse of the term ‘blog’ – as in “I liked that blog on Scout Niblett the other day”, where clearly Assistant Blog is a blog and that post was a post. Fairly obvious, I would have thought, but if you’re still confused, here’s Pete’s Taxonomy of Blogging.

Over at his New Statesman blog, Simon Munnery is on typically fine form. He’s talking about TV chefs this week.

Chefs always use ‘the finest ingredients’. Isn’t that cheating? Shouldn’t a great chef be able to create a decent meal out of mediocre ingredients? Where do chefs get off anyway taking the credit for food; they didn’t make it after all – they only heated it up, chopped it and slapped it on a plate. Food behaves according to the simple equation I have devised below:

Food + Food = Food

What a chef creates on a plate is a collage, not art. Then again, writers rarely invent words, and painters seldom manufacture paint, so I’m wrong. Sorry.

More celebrity bloggers now – it’s good to see Stephen Fry entering the blogosphere, and amusing to note that his is probably the most techy blog I’ve read in many moons – still good fun though (as you’d expect), and very interesting to anyone interested in the iPhone and its various competitors:

Of course, this essay, if it can be described as such, is a response to the rise and rise of the SmartPhone, as most publicly trumpeted a few weeks ago with the arrival of Apple’s iPhone. I am not here to laud or review that device however, it has had enough publicity and I really want you to believe that, Apple addict as I am, my eyes have always been open to the virtues of anything good, exciting, functional, elegant, pleasing to use. In fact the real precipitating reason for writing this is the fact that within three weeks I have bought/been sent, aside from my iPhone (which, yes, I dearly love), three soi-disant ‘iPhone killers’ – the HTC Touch, the Nokia E90 and the Sony Ericsson P1i. While I don’t intend fully to review, road-test or benchmark each device (as if I could, anyway), I do want to share my thoughts about where these devices appear to be going.

Interestingly, while we’re on the subject of Apple, I was talking to a friend this morning who informed me that on receipt of a brand new Nano yesterday, he discovered that – utterly ludicrously – it is only compatible with Mac OS X v10.4.8 or later. The same goes for all the new iPods, even the shuffle. So if you’re thinking of upgrading, that’s worth bearing in mind.

Lastly, this is naughty, but good – it allows you to download any music up on myspace as a low-quality (but listenable) MP3. Just enter the site address in the search box and it’ll provide you with direct links to each song. You can even do it for my band, if you want.

myspacegrab
get assistant songs at myspacegrab

Right, that’s me for now – my train is about to pull in to Chichester.

lynch and penguins

Posted 07 Sep 2007 — by Jonathan
Category Travel

Over to Sam, who is in Shanghai now… His blog-posts are now so reliably brilliant that I’m going to have to stop linking to them soon. If his blog, My Brain Can’t Make Me, isn’t in your favourites list yet then I dunno what more he can do.

An exerpt from his latest post, then. Click here to read the real thing.

Shanghai exhausted the last of my traveling energy, leaving me is something of a slump. Unlike its cultured and self-content brother Beijing, Shanghai is a grasping, aggressive city perfectly willing to sell any soul it had for the fastest buck. All the hyperbolic descriptions ring true; there is no doubt that Shanghai is transforming at a spectacular pace, and I’m sure that this will eventually bring trickle-down benefits for the multitudes, but it is still depressing to witness the wholesale erasure of whole swathes of historical buildings to be replaced with tasteless steel and glass monstrosities. I plodded through the usual tourist attractions, the sterile hotel-like aquarium with its unimaginative presentations and procession of inmates, including particularly forlorn penguins and seals. They were incarcerated in a grim arctic simulation, hidden deep in the bowels of the cavernous complex, bathed in cold, florescent light as if David Lynch had turned his hand to wildlife documentaries.

from the hard sleeper

Posted 30 Aug 2007 — by Jonathan
Category Travel

More great stuff from Sam and his travels over on his blog, so here’s the now customary update link – this is Sam on Jinan and beyond.

And so is this:

“Three hours after I set off, I was dropped in the outskirts of the sleepy village. The whole place seemed deserted, and I drifted along the path between dry-stone walled gardens, and solid stone and mud houses. The ramshackle village wound its way through a steep- sided valley. The occasional duck or goat wandered across the path, and middled aged women with lined faces, bent over carrying huge bundles of firewood passed with mildly suspicious grins. I had somehow traveled back in China’s feudal past – the crashing modernism of the cities a distant dream. The calm was disconcerting. I climbed to the peak of a small hill overlooking the village, and surveyed the mist shrouded vista from the balcony of a narrow temple, as giant dragonflies drifted lazily around me.”

munnery’s world

Posted 25 Jul 2007 — by Jonathan
Category Uncategorized

Snorting and giggling at my desk today, sifting through some of Simon Munnery’s recent blog posts. Take your pick from the one-liners below – they’re all funny.

There is advice in sayings, and the law is a form of advice, backed up by truncheons.

“Never a borrower or a lender be” my Uncle used to say, and perhaps inevitably the bank sacked him.

The announcement runs ‘Please be aware that professional beggars are operating in this station’. But how are they operating? Are they operating normally – or is there a restricted service? More information please.

I should be more grateful to my parents. That I’m not is their fault: they should have raised me to be more grateful.

“I didn’t ask to be born,” she eventually said. “Yes you did,” I replied. She couldn’t argue – she knew as little about that time as I did.

magnetten

Posted 26 Jun 2007 — by Jonathan
Category Travel

Sam went travelling on Saturday. And just as by far my most intensive and enjoyable writing experience of recent months was the burst of enthusiastic blogging I did in San Francisco, Sam is clearly relishing the chance to blog about the excitement of his journey. His latest post, from Vienna, is not just fascinating but actually exciting. As much as one can encounter all sorts of exciting things in one’s home town, there’s something altogether different about new experiences abroad – I think perhaps it’s because you concentrate more, or maybe just because you’re no longer in your comfort zone. Anyway, I’m getting quite excited about following Sam’s travels via his blog, because if nothing else I enjoy feeling all safe while he runs into trouble with the Austrian police.

“As the first policeman bent over to examine the case more closely, I noticed the barrel of a handgun poking out from underneath his jacket, the sight of which sent an irrational shiver down me, so utterly foreign are such things to us cosseted British. I felt that the police were being a little pedantic, and was waiting for them to move on to the next carriage, when the policeman produced from the Albanian´s bag a two large metallic slabs, one the size of a paperback book, the other smaller and squarer, wrapped in some sort of tightly fitting fabric. The policeman barked something like “Magnetten?”, and the Albanian, angrily grabbed for them, clearly keen that the two pieces be kept apart. The my imagination quickly darted to the cold-war thriller scenario of smuggled plutonium, kept in pieces that must be kept apart to avoid a critical reaction.”

the tv controller

Posted 09 Jun 2007 — by Jonathan
Category Uncategorized

You’ve probably seen this by now, not least because the Guardian have written about it today, but if not this is an absolutely brilliant link – here’s BBC3 chief controller Danny Cohen’s incisive and revealing blog about his life running Britain’s foremost youf channel. Except of course, it isn’t, it’s an artfully constructed spoof, but it’s brilliantly done and quite hilarious. Charlie Brooker will be looking on enviously, I reckon.

“Whilst loitering with a skinny latte-on-ice in the ‘Stage Door’ area at TVC, I noticed that ALL FIVE screens (that simultaneously broadcast the Corporation’s worldwide output) were showing The Boffin on BBC fucking Breakfast justifying the dead Diana photo “controversy”. Incredible.

Herring is a fucking genius. I actually saw the final cut of this film before I departed Horseferry Road and it’s nothing much. I heard a whisper that Kevin was v v worried that it would disappear with a whimper UNLESS the media were able to whip themselves up into a stupendous frenzy over SOMETHING in it. And that’s where Herring stepped in.

Even though the Corporation and some ten-bob-note snooze-digital channels have used the same pics of dead Diana in other programmes before, Herring made sure that a few in-the-know media hacks got anonymous DVDs A MONTH AGO – a 2-minute clip from the film that features the oh-so-controversial images. Herring – shrewd fucking operator that he is – also advised Kevin to broadcast the film earlier than planned knowing that with Blair on his extended farewell tour, there would be fuck all else for hacks to report on.”

Brilliant stuff.

sam’s brain

Posted 08 Jun 2007 — by Jonathan
Category Uncategorized

Quick heads up to another blog by a friend of mine – I’m always a bit hesitant to link to new blogs because I know a lot of people start them and don’t keep going, but Sam has now reached the five posts mark and is shortly about to embark on an interesting continental adventure, so he has no excuse not to keep us all amused over at his My Brain Can’t Make Me blog.

He’s also posted a photo of me looking a bit worse for wear, which would be fair enough if he’d have posted it at the end of Tuesday night, when I was unarguably drunk – but a pic of me looking drunk when I was on the first beer of the evening is frankly not on. So I thought I’d link over and give him a bit of pressure as a small but friendly punishment.

5×5 pilot

Posted 31 May 2007 — by Jonathan
Category Music

What happens when five Art Of Noise correspondents are given five unmarked songs by five artists being touted as next big things? Simon from Sweeping The Nation has tasked himself with finding out, and you can see my comments, alongside erudite track reviews from Ben SWSL, Damo, Swiss Toni and Mike from Troubled Diva, over at the blog. If you enjoy reading it then do leave a comment, and perhaps we’ll turn it into a regular feature. I think it’s a great idea.

OK then, the pilot run of 5×5 is here.

Bands covered are The Ting Tings, The Teenagers, Joe Lean & The Jing Jang Jong, Does It Offend You, Yeah? and Laura Marling.

Not sure The Teenagers will like what they read.

boring

Posted 16 May 2007 — by Jonathan
Category Uncategorized

I’m posting this while I’m waiting for an email to open in my unusually slow yahoo mail. I do know, however, that the message is from Dave, and that it’s a comment on the last post I wrote. Before I read it, let’s do a little test. I think it consists of one word, and the word is boring. Here’s a link to the comments thread – why not see if I was right?

assistant blog digest ep. 2

Posted 08 May 2007 — by Jonathan
Category Technology

It occurs to me that I was in such a rush to leave for the US last week that I never got round to publicising the fact that the new episode of the Assistant Blog Digest podcast was released on the 27th April. Just in case you didn’t get it automatically (if you subscribed to the original then it should have just turned up automatically in your iTunes library), here’s the place you need to go to get it from iTunes. If that doesn’t work for you, try the XML feed (which is compatible with bloglines, iPodder etc) or, failing all else, just download it as a straightforward MP3 by right clicking and saving on the link below.

Assistant Blog Digest – Episode Two.

Any comments much appreciated – it’s a bit rougher round the edges than the first one, but still enjoyable I think

FYI, it seems to download way faster if you grab it through iTunes, dunno why. You can get the first episode in the same place, obviously, or here.